Alcohol. A friend, a foe. Many of us continue to have somewhat of a 'love/hate' relationship with the mighty demon drink.

In a way it could be considered akin to fucking the office fat chick while doing some overtime on the weekend at work.. Feels oh so awesome at the time.. but then the next day you rock up to work and are confronted with the shocking realization that that sloppy cunt of a security guard had taped the whole thing on the security cams and then took the liberty of distributing glossy 5x9's into all of your colleagues shitty little cubicles.

Needless to say, the 'thrill' of fucking a sweaty, squealing porcine humanoid would have worn off no less than microseconds after you blew your beans into her acne ridden asshole. But the fact that the events of the night before have come back to haunt you replaces any subtle feelings of disgust and delusions of 'It never happened' with true feelings of suicidal considerations and horrifically painful embarrassment that has one questioning ones own sanity.

I know I certainly do. This comic however could have had a much unhappier ending. Instead of a mild case of herpes (which, like fucking the slapper, will come back to haunt our beloved Eigo Sensei time and time again!) he could have ended up with a far more permanent, life threatening and personally debilitating disease.. children!!

Anyway.. enough of that bullshit for now.. make sure to stay tuned to Adult Engrish and check back..erm, perhaps weekly for updates. I'll do my best to get a new comic up every week. In the meantime...