They say that breaking up is hard to do.
But breaking up while hard is near impossible to do!
If there is one thing I have learned about life in general, but especially relationships, its that one should always think before speaking, and, picking the right time and place is crucial. If you've ever had a fight with a chick while driving, you realize pretty bloody fast just how bad a place that is to have an argument. If you make it to your destination without finding out what your airbag looks like inflated (if you're fortunate enough to have one) then you can thank your lucky stars.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Pretty quick and nasty comic this week, but boy did it save me a lot of time.. gotta do more like this, then again I probably won't. Not a bad gag though, it's funny 'cause it's true.

A friend commented how in the first panel it looks like her pussy is talking.. well, clearly it isn't. And thank God that they don't. He then went on to mention how he loves it when his girlfriend gives him a blowjob because it's the only time she shuts the hell up.
After showing him the second panel he went all pale and (although I don't like to give it much thought) I think his penis retracted into itself.

Why we put our manhood into a device capable of biting through flesh and bone can only have something to do with how much the male IQ drops once our cocks are hard. How else can we explain such reckless stupidity?