Oh man.. Traffic Lights. Where do I begin. We must waste the same amount of our life waiting at them as we do cleaning our houses. Well, my not house.. What a shithole.

How shit are the traffic lights in Japan? Well, here's an example; It could be three in the morning, you're in the middle of fucking nowhere, wth no one around for miles.. and you'll spend the better part of five minutes staring at the signals, wondering if the fucker is permanently stuck on red.

Eventually it will change to green, but not before you've expelled a few expletives at it and wondered why you didn't just run the fucker.

They appear to run on a shitty timer system, which may have been acceptable back in the day of clockwork.. erm.. clocks.. But the future is now and it's all digital these days man.. even the shitters here are plugged into the mains.. which when you think about it is a great way to blow your balls off if your piss shoots a couple of degrees in the wrong direction and you end up getting a surge of high voltage through your bell end.

But all that aside, my point is that things in this place are really well designed.. but hell, there's always room for improvement. If things were made perfectly the first time then we would never have to spend money on repairs and replacements. No shit. I feel a conspiracy theory coming on.. but I sincerely can't be arsed going on about that more than obvious crap.

Man I hate drawing cars.